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earlgraytaylouis "it's not gay if she's prepubescent" de pont du lac has never seen a grown-ass woman turn into a vampire.
i'm just imagining a situation where he's, like, seeing it happen
and she's just kinda sitting there staring at the wall
"why aren't you screaming in agony"
"what?"
"doesn't it hurt?"
" hon, you've never had period cramps" 